April 2013
muggleland:
i love the sense of community in the classroom when you all know you failed the test
skellaten:
they really need to invent this emoji thing that takes a photo of your face and turns it to an emoji because seriously my faces would make some pretty sick emojis
the-teen-paula-deen:
I would accept the invitation to your wedding but i would hate to look better than the bride
vvant:
advice: dont mention or explain a textpost to ur mother bc she wont laugh
meladoodle:
try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them
eleanorjanestyle:
localnativity:
i wanna audition for all the ugly roles in movies because if you get the part youre in a movie which is cool but if you don’t get the part it means that you’re not ugly enough for it which is also cool
nothing i’ve ever heard was as positive as this post
I can’t imagine someone ever looking at me and getting butterflies that just doesnt happen
